My First Necromancy — Hoodie

They said early childhood development requires sensory play, object permanence, and piercing the veil of the afterlife. We took the indestructible, hyper-safe, primary-colored plastic of 1980s daycare centers and printed it on a premium hoodie as a chunky gateway to the underworld. Why wait until your twenties to confront the howling void when you can drag souls back from the abyss in total comfort?

This creepy-cute pastel goth sweatshirt features a choke-safe, oversized planchette graphic perfectly molded for bothering the dead. Stripped of gothic horror, necromancy is really just mildly inconveniencing a deceased person. Keep warm while generating spectral foot-traffic.

• Ages 36 Months to Eternal Damnation
• Do not use to contact un-optimized historical figures
• Disclaimer: Deceased relatives may critique your outfit choices
• Classic unisex fit—size up for that howling void oversized look

Gildan 18500 unisex hooded sweatshirt, classic fit, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²). 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Pouch pocket. Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord. Ribbed cuffs and hem. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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