Never Baguette Sticker — Forget 911 French Meme Parody Dark France
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About this item
Some tragedies demand quiet reflection. Others demand a crusty loaf of bread hurtling toward a national landmark. This is a monument to the darkest day in fictional French pastry history, featuring twin Eiffel towers, a flying carb, and a blinding lack of taste.
Perfect for getting asked to leave a bakery, ruining a Bastille Day parade, or just testing the limits of what people will tolerate in public. It is deeply disrespectful, heavily glutened, and completely unapologetic.
- Not authorized by the French Republic.
- Jet fuel cannot melt crusty bread.
- Never forgive, never baguette.
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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