Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Corduroy Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: One size
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About this item
Accept no substitutes for this legally distinct mascot of degenerate behavior. When the official brands demand quiet luxury and generational wealth, we offer loud burglary and the immediate liquidation of physical assets. A flawless translation of high-end aesthetic cues into pure, unfiltered felony, this funny Lacoste parody hat is the ultimate accessory for everyday menace.
- Not affiliated with Lacoste, any legally recognized tennis apparel, aggressive amphibians, or gated communities
- Crowbar is intended for recreational leverage purposes only
- May cause sudden, overwhelming urges to pawn copper wiring
- We strongly advise against wearing this directly to your parole hearing
Features a comfortable everyday fit perfect for fleeing the scene or blending into a lineup of usual suspects.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.