Office of Strategic Narratives Mug - Funny Bureaucracy Office Gift
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus ceramic mug saw things it cannot legally confirm. The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function—which means this field ration unit is canonically a vessel for officially sanctioned bullshit kept at a regulated temperature. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm (depending on your microwave)
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
- Handle With: Plausible deniability and a coaster
- Not To Be Used For: Any purpose this label acknowledges
- Issued By: Weird Castle Field Operations — Narrative Division
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
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