Office of Strategic Narratives Mug - Funny Bureaucracy Office Gift
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About this item
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus ceramic mug saw things it cannot legally confirm. The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function—which means this field ration unit is canonically a vessel for officially sanctioned bullshit kept at a regulated temperature. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm (depending on your microwave)
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
- Handle With: Plausible deniability and a coaster
- Not To Be Used For: Any purpose this label acknowledges
- Issued By: Weird Castle Field Operations — Narrative Division
Classic 11oz white ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your browsing history. Standard issue for any dystopian office environment or deep-state coffee break.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.