Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal
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About this item
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus Field Ration Unit sticker has seen things it cannot legally confirm. Perfect for slapping on your water bottle or thermos, this heavy-duty decal labels your daily liquids as canonically Lukewarm.
The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function, making this vinyl sticker the perfect classification tape for your officially sanctioned bullshit. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm
- Origin: Interagency. Do not pursue.
- Adhesion: Bureaucratically permanent
- Application: Laptops, thermoses, and unredacted dossiers
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl to withstand the elements, dishwasher cycles, and FOIA requests. Ships fast from an undisclosed facility.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.