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Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
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About this item
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus Field Ration Unit sticker has seen things it cannot legally confirm. Perfect for slapping on your water bottle or thermos, this heavy-duty decal labels your daily liquids as canonically Lukewarm.
The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function, making this vinyl sticker the perfect classification tape for your officially sanctioned bullshit. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm
- Origin: Interagency. Do not pursue.
- Adhesion: Bureaucratically permanent
- Application: Laptops, thermoses, and unredacted dossiers
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
