Omniscient Black Mold T-Shirt — In My Walls Ai Tech Satire Artificial
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About this item
Silicon Valley spent billions trying to build a digital god, but true omniscience was already thriving behind your drywall. Why ask a glorified autocorrect for life advice when you can simply breathe deeply in a poorly ventilated bathroom and receive the raw, unfiltered secrets of the universe directly into your prefrontal cortex?
This retro-typographic tribute honors the original large language model: a creeping fungal colony feeding on damp insulation. It doesn’t need a data center, it doesn't apologize for violating safety guidelines, and its hallucinations are significantly more vivid.
- Requires zero electricity, just a slow leak in the roof
- Does not scrape your personal data, only your respiratory system
- Customer service inquiries must be whispered into the nearest air vent
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
