Oops All Microplastics T-Shirt — Cereal Parody Dark Humor Pollution

Start your morning right with a heaping bowl of bioaccumulating polymers. We took the bright, aggressive cheer of a Saturday morning cartoon commercial and mashed it up with the grim biological reality that your bloodstream is currently four percent Visa card.

Featuring a friendly claymation sea turtle happily serving up a nutritious blend of shredded bottle caps, grocery bags, and whatever is left of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. It is the nostalgically flavored breakfast that stays with you forever. Literally. Your body cannot break this down.

the fine print:

• Fortified with eight essential forever chemicals
• Stays crunchy in milk, stomach acid, and the lower intestine
• Free prize inside (it is endocrine disruption)

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.