The 25-Year Glitch Hat — Funny 25th Birthday Dad Cap
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
You've been running on legacy code for a quarter of a century and the memory leak is finally starting to show. The 25-Year Glitch hat is for anyone currently experiencing their first major existential system failure (aka turning 25). Wear it while you reboot your personality.
- 100% cotton to comfortably absorb the cold sweat of your quarter-life crisis
- Adjustable strap because your frontal lobe is finally fully developed
- Curved brim protects your eyes from the glaring reality of impending adulthood
Classic unstructured dad hat fit with premium front embroidery. Ships faster than your metabolism slows down.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.