The 25-Year Glitch — Quarter Life Crisis Hoodie
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You know when the simulation freezes right around your 25th birthday and you just sort of stare at a wall for a decade? Yeah, we didn't patch that. We just put the error code on a funny quarter-life crisis hoodie so you have something to wear while you contemplate your life choices.
- Contains exactly 0% actual bug fixes for your existential dread
- May cause spontaneous dissociation at family gatherings
- Highly optimized for ignoring emails from your landlord
The perfect gift for the recently twenty-five and chronically overwhelmed.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
