The 25-Year Glitch T-Shirt — Quarter-Life Crisis Tee
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You've been running on legacy code for a quarter of a century, and the memory leak is starting to show. The 25-Year Glitch t-shirt is for anyone currently experiencing a fatal error in their mid-twenties, or for those who just miss the panic of Y2K but want to apply it to their own declining biological hardware.
- Fully compatible with staring blankly into the middle distance
- No software update available to fix your emerging back pain
- Perfect attire for dissociating at your 25th birthday party
Classic unisex fit that ships fast before your next total system crash.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
