The 25-Year Glitch T-Shirt — Quarter-Life Crisis Tee
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
You've been running on legacy code for a quarter of a century and the memory leak is starting to show. The 25-Year Glitch tee is for anyone currently experiencing a fatal error in their mid-twenties, or for those who just miss the panic of Y2K but want to apply it to their own declining biological hardware.
- 100% cotton, unlike your deteriorating attention span
- Fully compatible with staring blankly into the middle distance
- No software update available to fix your emerging back pain
Classic unisex fit, durable ring-spun cotton, and ships fast before your next total system crash.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.