The 25-Year Glitch — Quarter Life Crisis Hoodie
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You know when the simulation freezes right around your 25th birthday and you just sort of stare at a wall for a decade? Yeah, we didn't patch that. We just put the error code on a funny quarter-life crisis hoodie so you have something to wear while you contemplate your life choices.
- Contains exactly 0% actual bug fixes for your existential dread
- May cause spontaneous dissociation at family gatherings
- Highly optimized for ignoring emails from your landlord
The perfect gift for the recently twenty-five and chronically overwhelmed.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
