The 25-Year Glitch T-Shirt — Quarter-Life Crisis Tee
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You've been running on legacy code for a quarter of a century, and the memory leak is starting to show. The 25-Year Glitch t-shirt is for anyone currently experiencing a fatal error in their mid-twenties, or for those who just miss the panic of Y2K but want to apply it to their own declining biological hardware.
- Fully compatible with staring blankly into the middle distance
- No software update available to fix your emerging back pain
- Perfect attire for dissociating at your 25th birthday party
Classic unisex fit that ships fast before your next total system crash.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
