Please To Be Calling Ghost Man Sticker — Funny Ghostbusters Parody

There is nothing quite like a badly translated Ghostbusters parody to really capture the spirit of spectral containment. We dug up this culturally dubious, aggressively polite translation from a timeline where Hollywood outsourced its 1980s merchandising directly to an Edo-period artisan who was given a three-minute description of the plot by a drunk Dutch merchant.

• We came, we saw, we bowed with appropriate deference.
• Warning: Unlicensed nuclear accelerator consists mostly of dry kindling.
• If there is something strange in your neighborhood, please to be sending a runner to the Ghost Man estate.
• A parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Ghostbusters, who would also not have taken this call.

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