Pocket Molars Creepy Tooth Dispenser Blanket
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: 50" × 60"
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About this item
Childhood nostalgia is a disease, so here is the cure. Remember the snap-back plastic head, the satisfying mechanical click, and the little chalky brick of sugar? We just swapped out the sugar for the inevitable long-term result of eating it, and then blew it up to cover your couch.
Wrap yourself in the comforting embrace of extracted bicuspids with this deeply unsettling nostalgic tooth dispenser blanket. It is the perfect cursed home decor for when you want your houseguests to leave your living room immediately.
The Fine Print:
- Does not include actual gums, nerve endings, or dental records.
- Do not ask where the giant teeth graphics were sourced.
- Not recognized as a valid sleeping arrangement by the Tooth Fairy.
- Resting your head on this will not stop the dental bills.
A beautifully bizarre novelty throw for afternoon naps, movie nights, and general weirdness.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
