Pocket Molars Cursed Candy Dispenser Wall Decor

Childhood nostalgia is a disease, so here is the cure. You remember the snap-back plastic head, the satisfying mechanical click, and the little chalky brick of sugar. We just swapped out the sugar for the inevitable long-term result of eating it.

A perfectly normal piece of cursed wall decor for your home or dental office. Watch the light leave your houseguests' eyes when they spot this surreal artwork and realize the nostalgic pocket accessory is dispensing a startlingly realistic adult molar.

The Fine Print:

• Does not include actual gums, nerve endings, or dental records.
• Do not ask where the reference imagery was sourced.
• Not recognized as legal tender by the Tooth Fairy.
• Staring at this weird room decor will void your remaining warranty on life.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.