raised by literal dinosaurs Hoodie — Dinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor
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About this item
Look, your inability to regulate your emotions, afford a mortgage, or function in society isn't a personal failing. It’s the direct result of being raised by prehistoric suburbanites who destroyed the ecosystem while aggressively protecting their property values.
the fine print:
- Will not explain the concept of inflation to your dad.
- Not the mama, but definitely the problem.
- Side effects may include a sudden urge to pull up the ladder behind you.
Product details
- Base product. Comfort Colors 1467
- Material. 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Fabric weight. 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)
- Fit. Relaxed fit
- Details. Jersey-lined hood
Flatcord drawstring
Rolled forward shoulders
Sewn-in twill label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Comfort Colors 1467
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
