Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Office Mug
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- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
You thought you were out. The system had other plans. RE-ENROLLED is stamped across this funny office mug in fat, hand-lettered bounce type — the kind of bureaucratic confidence that doesn't ask questions, doesn't accept appeals, and has already updated your file. This is your mandatory morning coffee intake vessel. Welcome back to the program. Your previous attempt at freedom has been logged and flagged.
The fine print detonates quietly at the bottom — visible only once you've tilted this ceramic mug far enough to need it. Which is the point. You had to earn the punchline. You always do.
- RE-ENROLLED — implies you escaped once. implies you didn't.
- Voluntary Participation Not Verified — legal covers its bases
- Issued by the Office of Compulsory Re-Integration, Dept. of Recurring Obligations
- Previous enrollment counts as prior offense, not credit
- Orientation is mandatory. You attended orientation. You are still in orientation.
- This vessel is not a reward. It is a condition of supervised office re-entry.
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
