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Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
You thought you were out. The system had other plans. RE-ENROLLED is stamped across this heavy-duty vinyl sticker in fat, bureaucratic type—the kind of administrative confidence that doesn't ask questions, doesn't accept appeals, and has already updated your file. Slap this on your laptop, water bottle, or workstation to signify your tragic return to the program. Your previous attempt at freedom has been logged and flagged.
- RE-ENROLLED — implies you escaped once. You didn't.
- Voluntary Participation Not Verified — because legal has to cover its bases.
- Issued by the Office of Compulsory Re-Integration, Dept. of Recurring Obligations.
- Previous enrollment counts as a prior offense, not credit.
- Orientation is mandatory. You are still in orientation.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
