Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Look, the biological lease is up and the machinery is tired. There is zero shame in dragging your calcium scaffolding to the municipal curb and waiting for the universe to do its weekly sweep. We are all just highly organized trash patiently waiting for the cosmic garbage truck to finally relieve us of the burden of perceiving reality.
Look at him. He is thrilled. He completed the ultimate chore: finishing the human experience and neatly bagging up the remains. No more optimization. No more quarterly goals. Just the quiet, dignified peace of being hauled off to the great landfill in the sky while you sip your morning bean water from this existential dread coffee cup.
- Compliant with all universal waste disposal mandates
- Do not mix psychic dread with standard recycling
- Thumbs-up signifies total systemic surrender
- Issued by Weird Castle Municipal Sanitation Ops
Standard 11oz ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe for when you inevitably need to reheat your coffee and your will to live.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
