Rest Is Research Sticker — Department of Doing Nothing Cat Nap Space
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About this item
Hustle culture is a psyop designed to keep you from discovering the truth: that lying absolutely motionless on a glowing dimensional grid is the highest form of data collection. You aren't wasting time; you are conducting rigorous, highly classified temporal experiments for the Department of Doing Nothing.
Led by a comatose tabby who hasn't submitted a deliverable since 2018, this division operates under one strict directive: zero output. Perfect for the chronically burned out who require a bureaucratic justification to literally just close their eyes and check out of this dimension for an hour.
- Lead researcher is currently unresponsive and vibrating slightly
- All federal grant money was reallocated to premium fish paste
- Findings will be published whenever we feel like it, which is never
- Do not perceive the cosmic grid
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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