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Rooftop Rookies Shirt - United States Secret Service Of WTF Is Going On?!

Rooftop Rookies Shirt - United States Secret Service Of WTF Is Going On?!

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“Sorry, Mr. President, the roof was too slippery!” Laugh at the absurdity of bureaucracy with our “Rooftop Rookies” T-shirt. On July 13th, 2024, the Secret Service made the baffling decision to avoid securing a critical rooftop due to “safety concerns” about a slope, leading to a security fiasco. Celebrate the unforgettable mishap when security logic took a backseat, resulting in President Trump being shot from a sloped roof less than 400 feet away. This shirt humorously captures the chaos and bewilderment of the day with a perfect blend of dark humor and satire.

Relive the ridiculousness and wear the absurdity proudly!

.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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