Sawed-Off Liar T-Shirt — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody

The ultimate biological workaround for a cursed wooden boy in the criminal justice system. A wordless, misregistered bootleg mascot staring you down with terrifying human teeth, a cheap track jacket, and a freshly sanded face ready to beat any polygraph test.

This weird graphic tee is perfect for your next deposition, late-night interrogation, or prolonged silence in the back of a squad car. He is not going to tell them anything, and even if he did, the physical evidence has been aggressively modified with a circular saw.

• Physical tells removed for legal reasons
• Features deeply unsettling human dentition
• Intellectual property theft executed poorly
• The perfect cursed gift for aspiring perjurers

An incredibly specific weird shirt for highly suspicious individuals.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.