Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug

Issued by the Wikimedia Foundation Office of Revert Management, this ceramic mug recognizes 14+ years of distinguished service in Talk Page conflict mediation, comma-placement adjudication, and the sustained psychological warfare required to maintain a disputed stub about a 13th-century Flemish bishop. Nobody voted on this role. Nobody approved this mug. The knowledge is free. The grudges are forever.

NPOV COMPLIANCE: DISPUTED. We do not take sides. We simply revert yours.

• Title: Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes (self-designated, uncontested after three arbitration closures)
• Revert Count: 4,719 (pending review; 214 currently tagged 'possibly retaliatory')
• Tenure: Est. 2009 — active status maintained through IP sock investigations and monthly archives nobody has read
• Neutrality Status: DISPUTED (see Talk:Talk Page, archived thread 'RE: RE: RE: RE: Is this editor a POV warrior? [not a personal attack]')
• Issued by: Wikimedia Foundation Office of Revert Management — 'The encyclopedia anyone can edit, administered by people who will not let you'
• Disclaimer: This credential does not imply authority. It implies something worse.

This 11oz ceramic mug features a glossy finish and a vivid print that survives both the dishwasher and the discourse. The perfect funny gift for Wikipedia editors, wiki admins, internet historians, and aggressively pedantic pedants who patrol recent changes.