Shhh It's Sleeping Sticker — Funny Butter Heart Attack
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Saturated fat doesn't hate you; it just thinks you look tired. This cheerful dairy brick sees a little muscle working far too hard and just wants to swaddle it in a warm, permanent embrace. It is not cardiac arrest, it is just a nice, long nap.
Rendered in a cold, clinical Swiss pictogram style, this design captures the exact moment your coronary arteries decide to take the rest of the day off. Wear it as a gentle reminder that inside every blocked ventricle is a loving mascot just trying to do its job.
- Do not wake the heart.
- Plaque is just a heavy blanket woven from pure love.
- Defibrillators are considered rude and highly disruptive.
- Recommended dosage: one entire stick, served warm.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.