Sir Cumcision Hoodie — Circumcision Knight Medieval Art Crude Pun Dark

Behold the bravest knight in all the realm, sworn to uphold the sacred vows of the heavy-duty snip. Rendered in glorious, painstakingly detailed medieval manuscript style, this solemn warrior kneels with a pair of massive industrial bolt cutters, ready to perform the Lord's most wince-inducing work.

Sometimes a subtle scalpel just will not cut it. When you need to separate a peasant from his most treasured turtleneck, you call in the heavy cavalry. A tribute to the dark ages of medicine, the unbreakable bonds of chivalry, and the absolute worst thing you could possibly see approaching your lower half.

the fine print:

• Chivalry is dead, but the foreskin is next.
• Guaranteed to make at least half the room instinctively cross their legs.
• A holy crusade against the unclipped.
• Do not ask him about his squire, Sir Vasectomy.

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