Slasher Smoke Break T-Shirt — Funny Ghostface Jason Spirit Halloween
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About this item
Look, hacking up sexually active teenagers is a young man's game, and the gig economy has been rough on the legacy stabbers. Sometimes you just need to post up outside the hollow corpse of a former Bed Bath & Beyond, spark up a massive bat, and commiserate with the only other guy who understands the brutal neck-chafe of a sweaty latex mask.
Rendered in vintage pulp comic glory, this is a tribute to the true spirit of October: ignoring the franchise lore, calling a temporary truce, and getting absolutely blasted in a suburban strip mall parking lot while waiting for your seasonal retail shift to start.
- Does not guarantee immunity from final girls or aggressive strip mall security
- Legally distinct from whatever holding company currently owns your favorite teenage nightmares
- May cause uncontrollable urges to sign a three-week lease on an abandoned Sears
- Puff, puff, stab
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |