Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
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About this item
A cheerful vinyl sticker nodding to the golden age of journalism, back when morning headlines didn't instantly trigger a cortisol spike that shaved three years off your lifespan. We replaced the Sunday edition with exactly what you consume every time you open a feed: a piping hot bag of unhinged, weaponized psychic waste hurled directly at your skull. Stick this existential dread decal on your laptop or water bottle as a reminder that ignorance is bliss, but the doom spiral is mandatory.
- Guaranteed to completely ruin your morning routine
- 100% locally sourced daily psychic damage
- Warning: Prolonged exposure to 'the discourse' will cause permanent brain rot
- Durable vinyl decal perfect for laptops, bumpers, and water bottles
Waterproof, weatherproof, and fully prepared to survive the incoming apocalypse.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.