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Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
A cheerful vinyl sticker nodding to the golden age of journalism, back when morning headlines didn't instantly trigger a cortisol spike that shaved three years off your lifespan. We replaced the Sunday edition with exactly what you consume every time you open a feed: a piping hot bag of unhinged, weaponized psychic waste hurled directly at your skull. Stick this existential dread decal on your laptop or water bottle as a reminder that ignorance is bliss, but the doom spiral is mandatory.
- Guaranteed to completely ruin your morning routine
- 100% locally sourced daily psychic damage
- Warning: Prolonged exposure to 'the discourse' will cause permanent brain rot
- Durable vinyl decal perfect for laptops, bumpers, and water bottles
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
