Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Weird Exposed Nerve Parody Tee

The world's most famously litigious rodent has been successfully optimized down to his core components. Behold the 1930s rubber-hose mascot stripped of all that inefficient fur, skin, and muscle, leaving only a cheerful, whistling brain and a swinging spinal cord on its way to the educational meat-grinder.

This exposed nerve t-shirt is the official uniform for anyone currently operating without a physical or emotional barrier. When your daily existence feels less like a magical kingdom and more like absorbing psychic shockwaves, let this moist little parody bundle of overstimulated ganglia do the talking.

• Care instructions: Do not salt the mascot.
• Provides zero armor against fluorescent classroom lighting or institutional feedback.
• Officially licensed by absolutely nobody, especially not them.
• 100% pure, unadulterated cognitive overload.

Printed on a wildly comfortable, ultra-soft unisex tee that actually feels good on your remaining nerve endings. Classic fit, true to size, and ships fast so you can immediately begin warning others of your fragile state.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.