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Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
Congratulations. Your unit has been enrolled. Per federal throughput standards, each Student Processing Unit arrives factory-configured with a functional INTAKE port, a calibrated COMPLIANCE MODULE, and AUXILIARY STORAGE rated for 47 lbs of irrelevant worksheets. Units are processed Monday through Friday and discharged upon reaching minimum viable standardization. The diagram is for operator reference only. The smile is pre-installed.
- INTAKE rated for curriculum, pledge of allegiance, and 11:47am pizza rectangle
- COMPLIANCE MODULE inspected quarterly; non-compliance voids warranty
- AUXILIARY STORAGE not responsible for lost permission slips
- DISCHARGE velocity subject to bell schedule and federal funding
- Unit happiness is cosmetic and does not affect throughput
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
