Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized meat. The ultimate funny slasher parody hoodie for horror movie fanatics who know true culinary art takes guts.

Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this is for the true patriots who know that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Bring this creepy dark comedy hoodie to the next neighborhood cookout and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.

A killer gift for classic horror buffs, macabre weirdos, and anyone who loves a good basement barbecue.