Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local meat-packer. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized barbecue.

Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this funny slasher movie parody shirt is for true patriots who know that real Texas cookouts require a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Bring it to the next neighborhood gathering and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously. Perfect for Halloween, horror conventions, or dinner with the in-laws.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.