Terminal Cool AF Disorder Shadow Meme Sticker
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About this item
You went to the clinic because your aura was sparking and your search history was split evenly between base stats and Instagram models. The bloodwork came back, and the prognosis is terminal. You have been officially diagnosed with Being Cool AF Disorder, a debilitating condition that makes you an absolute menace to the general public.
A violently graphic tribute to early 2000s forum signatures, unregulated energy drinks, and unapologetic hard-posting. Treat this ironic meme sticker as a medical alert beacon for anyone whose brain chemistry was permanently altered by edgy hedgehogs and unearned confidence. A flawless chronically online gift.
- Does not qualify for state disability benefits
- Emits a low-frequency hum that terrifies weak bloodlines
- Prescription requires a minimum of three gas station energy drinks daily
- Ideal for laptop lids of recovering edgelords
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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