Terminal Cool AF Disorder T-Shirt — Shadow the Hedgehog Ironic Meme
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About this item
You went to the clinic because your aura was sparking and your search history was split evenly between base stats and Instagram models. The bloodwork came back, and the prognosis is terminal. You have been officially diagnosed with Being Cool AF Disorder, a debilitating condition that makes you an absolute menace to the general public.
This ironic meme t-shirt is a violently graphic tribute to early 2000s forum signatures, unregulated energy drinks, and unapologetic hard-posting. Treat this edgy gamer shirt as a medical alert beacon for anyone whose brain chemistry was permanently altered by unearned confidence.
- Does not qualify for state disability benefits
- Emits a low-frequency hum that terrifies weak bloodlines
- Prescription requires a minimum of three gas station energy drinks daily
A comfortable everyday tee tailored for maximum shitposting and dominating the local gas station parking lot.
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
