Terminal Evolution Sticker — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution

Science proves that over millions of years, diverse organisms keep independently evolving into crabs. It is called carcinization, and it means your current fleshy, upright-walking meat-sack phase is just an awkward transitional state on the way to becoming a heavily armored bottom-feeder.

This biology meme sticker proves that even the apex of biological perfection cannot escape the daily grind. You finally evolved a protective shell and crushing pincers, and they still made you carry a briefcase to the morning strategy meeting.

• Scientifically accurate depiction of your inevitable corporate future
• Biologically impervious to workplace morale initiatives
• Claws perfectly adapted for severing ethernet cables
• Sideways walking is the most efficient way to avoid eye contact with management

A deadpan science joke for your laptop or notebook, warning everyone of what we will ultimately become.

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