The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Poster - Funny Y2K Piercing Art

You can sanitize the early 2000s for your corporate mood boards all you want, but we remember what the culture actually was: cheap chrome, untreated infections, and making irreversible anatomical decisions in the parking lot of a 24-hour slider franchise. This funny Y2K poster is a tribute to the era when the human body was just another drive-thru surface to puncture.

Featuring a glistening, airbrushed chrome homage to America's most digestible miniature burger, hijacked to advertise a genital piercing that takes six months to heal. Because nothing says the customer is always right quite like body modification served in a sack of steamed onions. Nostalgia is a disease; we are just treating the symptoms with this weird art print for your wall.

• Not responsible for tissue rejection, migration, or deep-fryer grease burns
• Combo meal includes one captive bead ring and a medium Diet Coke
• Do not submerge in public pools or fast-food ball pits for 6 to 8 weeks
• Ideal decor for your bathroom, bedroom, or sterile mall kiosk

A completely unhinged piece of wall art for fans of retro fast food, obscure internet humor, and poor teenage decisions.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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