The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Poster — Funny White Castle Parody

You can sanitize the early 2000s for your corporate mood boards all you want, but we remember what the culture actually was: cheap chrome, untreated infections, and making irreversible anatomical decisions in the parking lot of a 24-hour slider franchise. This funny Y2K poster is a tribute to the era when the human body was just another drive-thru surface to puncture.

Featuring a glistening, airbrushed chrome homage to America's most digestible miniature burger, hijacked to advertise a genital piercing that takes six months to heal. Because nothing says the customer is always right quite like body modification served in a sack of steamed onions. Nostalgia is a disease; we are just treating the symptoms with this weird art print for your wall.

• Not responsible for tissue rejection, migration, or deep-fryer grease burns
• Combo meal includes one captive bead ring and a medium Diet Coke
• Do not submerge in public pools or fast-food ball pits for 6 to 8 weeks
• Ideal decor for your bathroom, bedroom, or sterile mall kiosk

A completely unhinged piece of wall art for fans of retro fast food, obscure internet humor, and poor teenage decisions.