Blanket · Weird Castle original

Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Blanket — Funny Mom Household Chores

$59.99

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Size: 50" × 60"

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What you’re actually getting

You have been training your entire adult life for this moment, entirely against your will. Welcome to the ultimate test of human endurance, where the arena is a kitchen you just cleaned ten minutes ago and the grand prize is getting to do it all again tomorrow. A highly accurate funny gift for exhausted parents, spouses, and roommates, this honors the elite athletes of carrying all the groceries in one trip and performing high-stakes negotiations with a screaming toddler. Step up to the podium. Your shift started when you woke up and ends when you finally die.

Event 1: Competitive aggressive sighing.
Event 2: Freestyle thermostat defense.
Event 3: Endurance laundry relocation.
Doping with lukewarm tap water is strictly permitted.

The ultimate trophy for surviving another grueling day of domestic servitude.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% polyester, 1/8" (3mm) thick, sherpa backing
Details. One-sided print with a plush sherpa reverse
Hemmed edges
50" x 60" throw
Decoration. All-over sublimation, one side

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