Time To Make Some Crazy Money T-Shirt — Taxi Sega Arcade Retro Gaming

Before Silicon Valley invented an app to make you drive strangers around for pennies, you had to go to the arcade to experience the thrill of vehicular manslaughter for pocket change. Behold the sacred texts: the original roster of lunatics who pioneered the modern gig economy, rendered in glorious retro pixel art.

Because nothing says 'I am thriving' quite like screaming the signature slogan while barreling through a pedestrian plaza to shave four seconds off a commute. Ignore the giant floating timer counting down to your demise and just keep picking up fares.

• Independent contractor status guaranteed
• Surge pricing applies when driving through the wrong side of a shopping mall
• Does not include a frantic 90s punk soundtrack
• If the timer hits zero, you simply cease to exist

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.