TLDR Argument Settler Hoodie — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles
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About this item
Sometimes, a multi-paragraph text wall doesn't require a well-reasoned rebuttal. It just requires a decisive, blunt-force conclusion. When someone responds to a simple yes-or-no question with a sprawling manifesto, this funny meme hoodie is the physical embodiment of the only reply that matters. Skip the preamble, bypass the exhausting discourse, and get straight to the point. Perfect for shutting down debate club champions, unsolicited podcast pitches, and guys who start sentences with 'well, actually.'
- Highly effective against 50-tweet threads and unhinged group chats.
- Not responsible for sudden drops in local forum engagement.
- Reduces your opponent's reading comprehension to absolute zero upon impact.
- Please deploy responsibly when confronted with unsolicited indie screenplays.
A comfortable everyday layer designed to keep you warm while you aggressively ignore people on the internet.
Product details
- Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
- Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
- Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Fit. Classic fit
- Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 / 53.3 | 28.5 / 72.4 |
| M | 23 / 58.4 | 29.5 / 74.9 |
| L | 24.5 / 62.2 | 30.5 / 77.5 |
| XL | 26.5 / 67.3 | 31.5 / 80.0 |
| 2XL | 27.5 / 69.9 | 32.5 / 82.6 |
