TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles
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About this item
Sometimes, a multi-paragraph text wall doesn't require a well-reasoned rebuttal. It just requires a decisive, blunt-force conclusion. When someone responds to a simple yes-or-no question with a sprawling manifesto, this funny gag gift is the physical embodiment of the only reply that matters. Skip the preamble, bypass the exhausting discourse, and get straight to the point. Perfect for shutting down debate club champions, unsolicited podcast pitches, and guys who start sentences with 'well, actually.'
- Highly effective against 50-tweet threads and group chat manifestos.
- Not responsible for sudden drops in forum engagement.
- Reduces reading comprehension to absolute zero upon impact.
- Please deploy responsibly when confronted with an unsolicited screenplay.
The ultimate chronically online office gift that ships ready to settle your next unsolicited debate.
Product details
- Material. White durable ceramic
- Details. 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) sizes
C-handle
Glossy finish
Lead-free and BPA-free
Microwave and dishwasher safe - Decoration. Dye-sublimation print
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