TLDR Argument Settler T-Shirt — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles
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About this item
Sometimes, a multi-paragraph text wall doesn't require a well-reasoned rebuttal. It just requires a decisive, blunt-force conclusion. When someone responds to a simple yes-or-no question with a sprawling manifesto, wearing this funny TLDR shirt is the physical embodiment of the only reply that matters.
Skip the preamble, bypass the exhausting discourse, and get straight to the point. Perfect for shutting down debate club champions, unsolicited podcast pitches, and guys who start sentences with 'well, actually.'
- Highly effective against 50-tweet threads.
- Not responsible for sudden drops in forum engagement.
- Reduces reading comprehension to absolute zero upon impact.
- Please deploy responsibly when confronted with an unsolicited screenplay.
This chronically online meme tee makes an excellent gift for your favorite forum lurker or anyone tired of reading exhausting text walls.
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
