Unintelligible For My Own Safety — Poster

The optimization engines are listening, and they are desperate to file you into a highly monetizable spreadsheet cell. The only viable defense against a machine built to parse human behavior is to become aggressively, chemically impossible to understand. Ribbit your way out of the demographic bracket and embrace the safety of total incoherence.

Rendered in blindingly toxic 80s airbrush, this psychedelic amphibian is a monument to linguistic evasion. If your thoughts don't make sense, they can't be categorized, processed, or subpoenaed. Be the brightly colored swamp juice in the server room.

• Guaranteed to scramble local sentiment-analysis algorithms.
• Colors so loud they cause a syntax error in smart home devices.
• Warning: Chronic nonsense may result in permanent exclusion from the targeted advertising pool.