You Sure About That — Tee
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
The 90s bootleg rap aesthetic was built to memorialize titans of industry and fallen legends. We have repurposed it to deify a man having a loud, highly publicized nervous breakdown over a door that opens both ways. Because when the algorithm tells you your data is safe and the corporate email says the layoffs are actually a positive restructuring, the only appropriate response is aggressive, bug-eyed skepticism.
Consider this the patron saint of the unoptimized. Wear it to your next quarterly performance review when HR insists the new return-to-office mandate is actually for your mental health. Let the giant floating, airbrushed heads of a screaming comedian do the heavy lifting while you stare unblinkingly at management.
- Does not include a sloppy steak
- Not responsible for injuries sustained while pushing a pull door
- Aesthetic clinically proven to induce defensive backpedaling
- If management asks if you are a team player, point to the graphic
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | August 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #56 in things nobody requested |
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