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Department of Morbid Affairs

Everything in the building that turned out to be about this. Assembled automatically, because enough of it accumulated to be worth a shelf.

57 products
A funny true crime hoodie featuring a festive orange pumpkin yard waste bag shaped suspiciously like a human corpse. Festive Yard Waste Hoodie - Funny True Crime Halloween $59.99 A poster featuring a classic orange pumpkin leaf bag shaped suspiciously like a human corpse Festive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween Art $34.99 No Lives Matter Schematic — Mug No Lives Matter Schematic — Mug $21.99 A funny vintage cake graphic tee that reads One Whole Guy Consumed One Whole Guy Consumed — Funny Unhinged Meme T-Shirt $24.99 Vintage 80s style graphic of a racehorse wearing a Grade A Glue Champion sash on a dark t-shirt. Grade A Glue Champion T-Shirt — Funny Vintage Racehorse Tee $24.99 A vintage 80s airbrush style illustration of a champion racehorse wearing a sash that says Grade A Glue Grade A Glue Champion — Funny Vintage Racehorse Hoodie $59.99 Funny dead battery jumper cables dark humor graphic hoodie Dead Battery Jumper Cables - Funny Morbid Dad Joke Hoodie $59.99 Riploc Soul Storage spoof design on a t-shirt, funny ghost hunting apparel Riploc Soul Storage Shirt — Funny Ghost Hunter Tee $24.99 Funny dark humor graphic t-shirt about using jumper cables to revive someone Dead Battery Jumper Cables Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Tee $24.99 Cheerful Curses Funny Goth Humor Sticker — White Cheerful Curses Funny Goth Humor Sticker $4.99 A t-shirt with bright, bouncy typography spelling out a malevolent hex. Cheerful Curses — Funny Occult Hex T-Shirt $24.99 Colorful socks featuring cheerful typography spelling out dark curses Cheerful Curses — Funny Witchy Halloween Socks $26.99 Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Occult Witchy Sweatshirt — Black Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Occult Witchy Sweatshirt $59.99 5-Hour Felony parody energy drink logo sticker 5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny Energy Drink Parody $4.99 Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug $21.99 Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Retro Pet Gift Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Retro Pet Gift $59.99 Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker — White Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker $4.99 Inner Beauty Tapeworm Wall Art — Funny Biology Decor — 0.75'' Inner Beauty Tapeworm Wall Art — Funny Biology Decor $59.99 Pocket Molars — Creepy Tooth Dispenser Hoodie — Black Pocket Molars — Creepy Tooth Dispenser Hoodie $59.99 Eating For Two Tapeworm — Funny Maternity Hoodie — Black Eating For Two Tapeworm — Funny Novelty Hoodie $59.99 Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Funny Body Horror Jigsaw Puzzle Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Funny Surreal Jigsaw Puzzle $59.99 Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Shirt — Black Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Shirt $24.99 A smiling retro cartoon star experiencing excruciating flank pain Excruciating Flank Pain Sticker — Funny Kidney Stone Gift $4.99 The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt — Black The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt $24.99