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Department of Ocular Regret

Everything in the building that turned out to be about this. Assembled automatically, because enough of it accumulated to be worth a shelf.

12 products
L Is For Meth Hoodie — High on Life Meme Low Poly T L Is For Meth Hoodie — High on Life Meme Low Poly T $59.99 Funny skin cryptid skincare routine graphic styled like a loud bootleg rap shirt, featuring a cursed glowing entity. Skin Cryptid Skincare Bootleg Rap Shirt — Funny Weirdcore Tee $24.99 A funny mashup mug featuring Tim Curry as Pennywise the clown grabbing Tim Curry as Frank N Furter. Curry On Curry Backstage Grope — Funny Mashup Mug $21.99 A funny hoodie showing a grainy photo of a tech billionaire who looks like an alien wearing tighty-whities. Earth Deportation Photo — Zuckerberg Alien Meme Hoodie $59.99 Grainy classified intake photo of a pale tech billionaire in underwear awaiting alien deportation. Earth Deportation Photo — Funny Tech Billionaire Wall Decor $59.99 Pocket Molars Cursed Candy Dispenser Wall Decor — 0.75'' Pocket Molars Cursed Candy Dispenser Wall Decor $59.99 Pocket Molars Poster — Cursed Dental Candy Wall Art Pocket Molars Poster — Cursed Dental Candy Wall Art $34.99 Pocket Molars Creepy Tooth Dispenser Blanket Pocket Molars Creepy Tooth Dispenser Blanket $59.99 Sawed-Off Liar — Cursed Retro Wall Art — 0.75'' Sawed-Off Liar — Cursed Retro Wall Art $59.99 Sawed-Off Liar — Funny Bootleg Mascot Blanket Sawed-Off Liar — Funny Retro Mascot Blanket $59.99 A minimalist diagram sticker showing how to eat corn on the cob vertically, the long way. The Long Way Corn Sticker — Funny BBQ Meme Gag Gift $4.99 Medusa with tiny feral screaming horses instead of snake hair, representing the hold your horses idiom. Hold Your Horses Funny Medusa Sticker $4.99