Deep Fried Panic Attack Hoodie — Spongebob Squarepants Glowing Eyes
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About this item
Your dopamine receptors have flatlined, your attention span is measured in nanoseconds, and your internal monologue is just bass-boosted static. This is a retina-scorching monument to the absolute decay of your brain cells, captured in glorious, deep-fried optical trauma.
Slap the glowing red eyes of the abyss right on your torso. It exists for that exact moment of the day when you witness a take so incomprehensibly bad that your soul violently leaves your body. Let the general public know you are exactly one minor inconvenience away from going totally feral.
- Does not come with ear-shattering audio distortion, you have to make those sounds yourself.
- Fully incompatible with a healthy sleep schedule or touching grass.
- Legally constitutes psychic damage to anyone making direct eye contact.
Product details
- Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
- Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
- Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Fit. Classic fit
- Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 / 53.3 | 28.5 / 72.4 |
| M | 23 / 58.4 | 29.5 / 74.9 |
| L | 24.5 / 62.2 | 30.5 / 77.5 |
| XL | 26.5 / 67.3 | 31.5 / 80.0 |
| 2XL | 27.5 / 69.9 | 32.5 / 82.6 |
