Deep Fried Panic Attack Sticker — Spongebob Squarepants Glowing Eyes
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Your dopamine receptors have flatlined, your attention span is measured in nanoseconds, and your internal monologue is just bass-boosted static. This is a retina-scorching monument to the absolute decay of your brain cells, captured in glorious, deep-fried optical trauma.
Slap the glowing red eyes of the abyss right on your torso. It exists for that exact moment of the day when you witness a take so incomprehensibly bad that your soul violently leaves your body. Let the general public know you are exactly one minor inconvenience away from going totally feral.
- Does not come with ear-shattering audio distortion, you have to make those sounds yourself.
- Fully incompatible with a healthy sleep schedule or touching grass.
- Legally constitutes psychic damage to anyone making direct eye contact.
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