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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Rainbow donkey pinata labeled AWAITING BLUNT TRAUMA, on a hat — Black Festive Beating Receptacle Piñata Hat — Funny Burnout Trucker Cap $37.99 Friend group grid of silhouette avatars with one empty dashed slot, labeled FRIEND 9, on a t-shirt — Black Friend 9 — 1-of-1 Existential Graphic T-Shirt $24.99 Chronically online brag EXACTLY: I READ THE WHOLE THING over a jumble of random letters, on a t-shirt — Black I Read The Whole Thing Shirt — Chronically Online 1-of-1 Tee $24.99 Square grid of colored rectangles with one tilted red square, captioned EXACTLY ONE SQUARE, on a sticker One Square — 1-of-1 Existential Art Sticker $4.99 HTML code block with a highlighted VIEW SOURCE comment hidden in the markup, on a t-shirt — Black View Source T-Shirt — Funny HTML Web Developer Easter Egg Tee $24.99