Bestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — Funny Medieval Art Poster

For centuries, these stoic creatures watched over the sacred cathedrals of Europe. Now, they watch over the flickering fluorescent hum of a 24-hour gas station. This funny medieval art poster documents the true nocturnal habits of mythological beasts when they finally get off the clock. Marvel at the masterful linework capturing a winged chimera absolutely housing a roller taquito. Witness a hunchbacked gargoyle furiously scratching a lotto ticket with a stolen quarter, while a wyvern rips a mango-flavored vape by the ice machine. Ancient esoteric aesthetics, perfectly applied to the lowest forms of modern vice.

• Historically accurate depictions of terrible late-night life choices
• Zero (0) winning scratch-offs depicted in this gothic scene
• Vape clouds rendered in painstaking detail
• Banned from the local convenience store since the 1490s

The perfect weird art piece for your dorm, bedroom, or personal subterranean lair.

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