Exposed Bone Polish Hat — Funny Dental Trucker Cap
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You have pieces of your actual skeleton hanging out of your face in a damp, bacteria-filled cavern, and if you do not aggressively scrub them twice a day, they will rot and fall out of your head. It is time we stop pretending this is a gentle, minty morning ritual. This is grueling industrial hardware maintenance.
Ditch the soft plastic tubes and euphemisms. Celebrate your daily structural calcium scrubbing with the Exposed Bone Polish Hat. Whether you're a dental hygienist or just a decaying meat vehicle trying to keep your skull-rocks from rusting, this funny printed trucker cap lets everyone know you take your chassis maintenance seriously.
- printed industrial-grade logo for your facial calcium routine
- Classic trucker cap fit to protect your fragile brain casing from the sun
- The ultimate unhinged gift for dentists or authorized skeleton mechanics
Yupoong 6606 retro trucker cap. 74% polyester, 26% cotton. Mid profile, six-panel structured snapback. Permacurv® visor. Mesh back. DTF (direct-to-film) print, front panel.
Yupoong 6606 retro trucker cap. 74% polyester, 26% cotton. Mid profile, six-panel structured snapback. Permacurv® visor. Mesh back. DTF (direct-to-film) print, front panel.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
