Exposed Bone Polish Hoodie — Funny Dark Humor Teeth Pullover
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
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About this item
You have pieces of your actual skeleton hanging out of your face in a damp, bacteria-filled cavern, and if you do not aggressively scrub them twice a day, they will rot and fall out of your head. It is time we stop pretending this is a gentle, minty morning ritual. This is grueling industrial hardware maintenance.
Since you are, at your core, just a decaying meat vehicle trying to keep your skull-rocks from rusting, we plastered our premium abrasive compound label onto a heavy-duty pullover hoodie. It will not clean your teeth, but it will keep your torso warm while you perform your daily structural calcium scrubbing.
- Industrial-grade dark humor for dental professionals, hygienists, and skeleton owners
- Ultra-soft fleece interior (a stark contrast to your harsh, bacteria-filled mouth cavern)
- Classic fit with a spacious front pouch pocket to hold your wire brushes and bristle-sticks
- If structural rotting persists, consult your authorized skeleton mechanic immediately
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.